Dicket
the act of sucking a d-ck in exchange for admission to any sort of event.
if it’s a good enough show i definitely would be down to scalp some d-ckets to get in !
(n.) – a ticket written by a police officer for an -sshole reason just to d-ck with you.
dude, i got a d-cket for doing 48 in a 45!
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