Disaster pants
1.) the act of, moreso, the event when, one cr-ps in their pants. uncontrolably, with no warning, in public. with no hopes of a cover-up
“i knew i should have gave my explosive diaharrea another day, i was walking to the store and wham, disaster pants. i didn’t even want to go home it was so bad. i think some actually wound up in my shoe.”
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