Dickeyphilia
being s-xually attracted to the youtube sensation, austin d-ckey. those who have this fetish, must first become a yu-gi-oh! champion. they must dress up as yami yugi and, “say all the things.” then only after they have defeated the b.o., acne nerds, may they jerk off in a bucket binocular distance from mr. d-ckey’s home.
d-ckeyphiliac, d-ckeyphile,and uncle tommy are all other ways to pr-nounce this fetish.
“i just came in a bucket 120 yards away from austin’s house in a yu-gi-oh! costume, yes i have d-ckeyphilia.”-jared dines
#domdaddyd-ckey #daddyd-ckey #c-mmieswithd-ckey #austind-ckey #jareddines #d-ckeydinesshow
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