dickfienia
a disorder which affects all p-n-ses who engage in the act of -n-l s-x with a person that’s just performed a coffee enema. since dark roasted coffee beans are ideal for optimal results, the strength of caffeine levels does have side effects which are penile jitters, prolonged stiffness, inability for person to sleep (insomnia) and black c-ck. anyone contemplating -n-l s-x with a partner that’s hooked on coffee enemas, wait at least six hours after the enema is performed. if there is still no relief and the p-n-s is hard af, ask your partner to perform a super dooper bl-w j-b.
d-ck: “i ‘d rather suffer from d-ckfienia than buy v–gr-, it’s cheaper and natural. v–gr- might be out of business”
di: “yeah, just like how uber put the taxi industry out of business”
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