dickfloss


when a sl-ts mouth has such a huge gap between her front teeth, that your d-ck can literally act as floss as it scr-pes gunk, c-m and d-ckfudge from the sides of her teeth.
yo, did you see that girl’s teeth.
no, why?
because that d-ckfudge of mine needs to be d-ckflossed off.

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