dickfoot
1) a useless -sshole that has very few friends
2) someone that is annoying others while they are trying to work
3) a term used amongst males to jokingly insult one another
1) “f-ck you d-ckfoot! n-body wants you here”
2) “stop being such a d-ckfoot and get back to work”
3) “hows it going d-ckfoot”
a play off the word “big-foot”. someone who has a large enough schl-ng to use his p-n-s as a unit of measurement in place of a foot (12 inches).
man 1 (the d-ck-foot in this scenario): i’d say thats about four d-cks long.
man 2: you mean four feet…
man 1: i meant what i said.
there is only one known d-ckfoot in existence. as a result of an unsuccessful science experiment, a hybrid between a human d-ck and foot was created (the b-lls are also attached). it lives, breathes, and is most notorious for its rabid, disgusting smell. if you happen to come across this horrid mutation, follow these steps:
1. light a match (it smells).
2. poor gasoline all around you.
3. throw the match on the gasoline.
4. run like h-ll.
also, beware of the d-ckfoot cheese trails it leaves behind, they are highly toxic, and may be fatal if swallowed.
oh god, it smells like d-ckfoot in here…
a unit of measurement for items between 6-12 inches. for folks with d-cks between 6-12″ will commonly go around saying they have a foot long.
looks like there’ll be another d-ck-foot of snow coming in later tonight.
(skateboarding term) when you’ve been skating bad, not able to land tricks because you cant control you’re feet good
i cant kickflip today, i’ve got d-ck foot.
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