dickguard
noun, a more appropriate name for an athletic cup to prevent ambiguous confusion between a cup to drink with. you do not and should not drink from an athletic cup, therefore it should no longer be known as a cup.
wow, my custom mouthguard is so comfortable i can’t even tell it’s there sometimes. too bad they don’t make custom d-ckguards.
a really wet f-ckin condom
mark used a d-ck guard when he f-cked a woman that wasnt clean
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