dickhard
the sudden, instantaneous onset of an erection without any apparent cause. occurs in situations devoid of s-xual impetus.
also known as d-ckswell.
“i can’t figure out why, but everytime i ride the train i get d-ckhard right before i have to get off.”
“im sorry mrs. applebottom, but i can’t come up to the board and solve that math equation…i have d-ckhard.”
hard, tight, off the hook, very nice.
that car is d-ck-hard.
a description of a thing or an act that would be deemed noteworthy or cool
that sh-t is d-ck hard!
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