dickhold
a man that fondles his p-n-s because no one else will do it for him.
mike is such a d-ckhold since he became single
literally: a guy who really just likes the feel of a d-ck in his hand. generally used for a person who is rude and/or excessively stupid.
aaron was being such a d-ckhold last night that i punched him in the face. he spilled his d-mn drink on me twice!
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