dickie durbin
d-ckie durbin.
1) an untrustworthy us senator from illinois.
2) an untrustworthy condom
i was two knuckles deep in this chick when she said, “we will no longer surrender our country to the false song of globalism”. that’s when i knew that i was going b-lls deep. so i grab my “d-cky durbin”, slap it on, and dive in. i’m trying to knock the back wall out and she yells “they’re turning the frickin frogs g-y” and it was like millions of lives screamed out and were suddenly silenced. i was literally shaking. to my horror i found out my “d-ckie durbin” busted shortly before i did. she then tells me that “you knew d-ckie blew daca” and “you can’t trust d-ckie durbin”. but she was a trooper . she flipped over and told me to throw it in her “haiti”
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