dicking the dog

acting in an unproductive manner
dude, would you stop d-cking the dog and help me set up this stereo
a blue collar term for f-ck-ng off on the job. more specifically, taking much longer to complete a work -ssignment than the company or boss expects should be spent on it. d-cking the dog poking the pooch can effectively be used as a tool to create overtime in which the employee is paid one and one half times the hourly rate.
man 1: old joe sure is d-cking the dog today. man 2: yea he sure the f-ck is, must have a car payment or something due cause he’s gonna run that job into overtime.

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