Dicking yourself into a hole
being an -ss while proverbially putting your foot in your mouth.
daniel: “i hate people who chew gumb-lls. they all turn out to be sick b-st-rds who like white rhinos more than people.”
jen: “oh my god, daniel. i’m chewing a gumball. do you think i’m an -sshole?”
daniel: “oh, no, no, no! no, you’re a very nice girl. who maybe looks like a white rhino, but i’m sure you don’t like them more than me because i’m–uh, no. not in a bad way. you’re just really pale. no, please don’t leave! jen, you’re the best date i’ve ever had!”
jen: “ok daniel you are just d-cking yourself into a hole.”
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