Dickjitsu
(note: has both noun and verb forms)
noun: the subtle art of being a d-ck. for when a d-ck move is performed with such a level of care, cunning, and sheer b-lls that flak for it is unlikely to fall on its perpetrator. a portmanteau of “d-ck” and “jujitsu”. the term was coined by erica cantin in cracked.com’s “the 5 b-llsiest lies ever p-ssed off as journalism.”
man 1: wait, so ben franklin reported in an issue of poor richard’s almanack that his rival — t-tan leeds — had died, and that he had been replaced with an impostor, who was actually just the real leeds?
man 2: yup.
man 1: …and when leeds really did die, ben congratulated the “impostor” for owning up the the charade by dying?
man 2: yup.
man 1: wow, that man was like a black-belt d-ckjitsu master.
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