dicklace
a skinny long d-ck!!
i could put my mouth around a straw and it would be thicker. that boy has himself a d-ck lace!
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when you have a d-ck so skinny it looks like a shoelace
last night i was with johnny and he pulled down his pants and said you should go down on me. i almost laughed so hard at his d-cklace
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