Dicklantern
noun – a crude dim light used in dark places such as a closet or the driver’s seat of a vehicle on long car rides to locate one’s belt,zipper,and genitals in order to m-st-rb-t-. used when other people are around that you do not want them to know you are masturbating.
dude, i got so h-rny on that long car ride that i just had to rub one out. thank god i had my trusty d-cklantern
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