dicklap
a d-cklap is when all the fat from your fat-ss stomach overlaps your tiny d-ck so it can’t be seen.
fat-ss patrick kippert probably has a d-cklap with all that fat stretch on his belly, and we all know he has a small zub.
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this is when a small p-n-s is overlaped by fat or stomach so n-body can see it.
david “fat-ss” dixon has a d-cklap because he is a fat-ss with a very small d-ck . sucks for him he cant j-ck–ff .
when a male species, is in the sitting position, with their d-ck/lap area only covered by the mere bottom of their shirt. if the shirt is removed, bystanders are exposed to the sight of awkward disordered underpants which reveal the top, pale hairy parts of the thighs and a possible outline of the male package in the underwear.
at a mcdonalds drive-thru:
cashier: “$5.42, please.”
male driver reaches for change under shirt, exposing d-ck lap.
cashier, patiently watching from afar, sees d-ck lap and immediately feels uncomfortable.
male driver to girlfriend p-ssenger: “sh-t, that guy just totally saw my d-ck lap.”
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