Dickless in Seattle
the extreme frustration occasioned by the inability to pursue the ample s-xual opportunities in seattle washington.
seattle is a place abundant in beautiful and willing women. you can imagine my frustration when i had a herpes flare-up and was d-ckless in seattle.
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