dicklet


1: an unusually small p-n-s
2: the natural phallus of a female-to-male trans-xual, as enlarged to the proportions of a small p-n-s by hormones and possibly metaoidioplasty (but not phalloplasty)
wow, what a cute little d-cklet! are you sure he was born a male?
a very very small p-n-s.tiny and thin
look at kevin’s little d-cklet.he could never get a girl off.it’s so tiny
1. a very small p-n-s

2. a very small person, acting like a d-ck

3. a snippet of news, appearing on the daily show with john stewart, concerning the top secret d-ck cheney. appropriately: d-cklet tm
3. “and now for a d-cklet! …. hahaha, d-cklet, i need to add a little ‘tm’ after that.” – jon stewart
a: (noun) used in reference to a mans p-n-s when it it so small it is indistinguishable from a female cl-t, can lead to confusion about gender

b: (noun) also used in reference to a womens cl-t when it is so big that it is indistinguishable from a small p-n-s, can lead to confusion about gender
a: “oh my g-d, when he pulled down his pants and saw his d-cklet i was unsure if this was indeed a guy!”

b: “jesus christ when i pulled up her dress her d-cklet looked like a small erection and i freaked that this may not be a female!”
bite sized p-n-ses named after the bite sized gum chicklets.
sue: haha brian d-ck is so small my thumb is bigger than it!
nicole: i guess it is a d-cklet.
piglet’s d-ck.
omg if you pause the winnie the pooh video at 17:23 you can see the d-cklet!!!
d-cklet (noun) – “that text is a d-cklet”.

the term “d-cklet” is used when a text which is not s-x related sounds like it is referring to s-x.
the term originates from a pokemon called diglet. this is because the pokémon looks quite similar to a p-n-s (also known as d-ck) and because it can burrow underground. (referring to the fact that the text may look harmless when quickly read, but when payed more attention has an erotic meaning).
often texts which are “d-cklets” are ones about construction, manuals or job interviews, but in essence every text can be a “d-cklet”
d-cklet (noun) – “that text is a d-cklet”.

a text that could be seen as a d-cklet:
“…put the jack into the hole on the back of the machine. when connection is still not established, the jack is connected wrongly. re-insert the jack repetedly until connection is established…”

this small text extract from a manual can be referred to as a d-cklet because when “jack” is replaced by “p-n-s” the text gets a different meaning all together.

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