dicklexia
a penal-cognitive disorder whereby a d-ck is unable to distinguish a v-g-n- from an -n-s resulting in frequent mispenetrations. if left untreated this disorder may progress to a full blown case of t-rd d-ck.
a semi-legitimate excuse for sticking it in your b-tches -ss.
your b-tch: wtf!!! are you insane? that’s my -ss!!
you: oh sh-t! i’m so sorry. i have d-cklexia.
your b-tch: oh baby. i am sooo sorry. i had no idea. resume your thrusting.
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