Dickmatic


d-ckmatic is opposite of automatic.

when a man cant get laid and must manually simulate to stimulate his desire to bust a f-cking nutella on or in anything their s-xual imagination can conc-ck. there is always an option of it being done like mammals, as they do on the d-ckscovery channel! it is considered d-ckmatic.
the lonely man walks aimlessly long after last call looking for stragglers, in fear of the realization that he will have a d-ckmatic experience.

the d-ckmatic addict, was caught raw handed watching a midget f-ckin a rabbit because its a habbit.

the d-ckmatic requirement is to have a set of extremities including a d-ck all sizes will d-ckmatic!! have fun d-cking mattically

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