Dicknesia

when your mind becomes blank causing you not to react to the stupid antics of your man because his p-n-s is so big and perfect.
tommy never picks up his clothes off the floor, but luckily his woman has d-cknesia and she doesn’t rag on him.
a medically recognized condition brought on upon by a lack of s-xual relations with men. after an extended period of celibacy, for example, one can forget what a p-n-s looks, feels or tastes like. when that happens, one is said to have d-cknesia. known cures can include, but are not limited to, giving bl-w j-bs, giving hand jobs, and s-x. unfortunately, d-ld-s, vibrators and p-rn cannot fully cure d-cknesia, but these remedies have been known to reduce symptoms.
“d-mn, it’s been so long since i got laid. i think i’m coming down with d-cknesia.”
a straight male’s ability to forget the accidental witnessing of his friend’s junk, leaving a “scene missing” effect in the chronological progression of his memory.
jeniffer – i can’t believe he just opened the bathroom door on you doing the helicopter d-ck. did he see anything?

paul – well, in those situations what a man’s eyes see and his mind remembers are two different things- it’s tramatic d-cknesia.