dicknotized
when a female’s new s-x partner is so good in bed, she overlooks all of his other, very signifigant, shortcomings.
dana told me dwight used her car to take another woman to the movies and she’s still seeing him. what? he must have that girl d-cknotized.
the female form of p-ssy whipped. when a woman refuses to realize/acknowledge the faults of her lover simply because she is obsessed with the c-ck.
why does she keep dating that dude? he cheats on her and he’s a f-cking -sshole.
yeah, he must have her d-cknotized.
a woman is so infatuated with a man and the way he s-xes her she can become d-cknotized, hypnotized by the d-ck.
steve told his dog richard, “yo man, i got her d-cknotized. seriously, she’s calling morning noon and night on a wet nut check.”
adj. -when a woman or gay man becomes utterly distracted and oblivious to their surroundings due to the fact that a handsome man is in the immediate area.
john- “hey! earth to stacy! wtf?”
stacy- -comes to attention- “oh…. sorry! what?”
spencer- “don’t even bother, man. she’s totally d-ck-notized when that guy is here.”
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