Dickoplata
the act of submitting one’s p-n-s with the infamous ju jitsu technique known as “omoplata”. this is also comedian and ufc commentator joe rogan’s favorite s-xual position.
kage: demonstrates the omoplata this is a ju jitsu move!
chochie: takes off clothes i’m going to try it on you now.
kage: that’s not my arm….
joe rogan: yelling through the window she is going for the d-ckoplata!
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