Dickpussy
a slang term referring to the genitalia of an overweight man. it is derived from the notion that excess fat envelopes and hides the p-n-s, and the slit through which it may or may not be seen resembles female genitalia.
rob is so fat, you can’t see his junk. he has a d-ckp-ssy…
1. a male feline, male house cat.
2. a spineless stubborn person.
1st example:
man says to cat “you know what you are, a d-ck p-ssy!’
cat responds “meow”
2nd example:
-sshole supervisor “you are fired! i don’t want you’re r-t-rded -ss working here anymore!”
fired employee “f-ck you! i’ll beat your f-cking b-tch -ss!”
-sshole supervisor cowards under a table “please don’t hurt me!! someone help! call the police”
customer says “gee, he is a real d-ck and a p-ssy! hehe.. a d-ck p-ssy!”
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