dick’s tie theory
to wear a business shirt with a pocket to avoid accidental urinating on the tie whilst sitting down to take a dump. business shirts with pockets allows one to tuck their tie into the top pocket during excretion, avoiding potential accidental urinating on the tie. victims of d-ck’s tie usually need to dry clean or dispose of the tie.
the d-ck’s tie theory was developed in late 2009 within the corporate industry after an individual accidentally urinated on his tie whilst he was dropping a t-rd.
richard: oh man, i accidentally p-ssed on my tie whilst i was taking a sh-t!!
dazz: it’s the d-ck’s tie now! next time you need to cr-p at work, d-ck’s tie theory it up man!
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