dicksmack


a stupid person, or imbecile.
yo! d-cksmack, stop hitting yourself.
a mean and inconsiderate person that has no respect for you.
(after jim hits kevin)
f-ck jim! your the biggest d-ck smack i’ve ever met in my life.
refer to c-ck smack to smack someone, preferably a female, with your d-ck against their face.
this chick was acting up, and frontin on some brains, so i d-ck smacked her.
a strike with one’s p-n-s.
i’m’ still sore from your d-cksmacks.
(1)(verb) to smack someone with your d-ck (correct style dictates a sharp thump on the forehead, lips, or if burning with j-zz- the eye)- done to ill-strate dominance and the d-cksmackee’s position of submission or subjugation.

(2)(noun) that which is left after m-st-rb-t–n… limp d-ck and a palm full of goo.

(3)(noun) one who has the same general worthlessness or usefulness as a lifeless p-n-s combined with a dying m-ss of spent j-zz.
“hey d-ck smack, get off the couch and get your sh-t out of the washer.”

“i loved that girl, she always appreciated a good old fashioned d-ck smacking. i can’t say she really truly loved it, but she d-mn well respected it.”
person who submits an entry to ud that:
a)is an inside joke
b)is about how big their p-n-s is
c)states how much they hate someone they go to school with
d)states how gay someone is
e)states how much of a sl-t/wh-r-/b-tch/sk-nk ect. someone is
f)states how “hot!!” the guys in good charlotte are
there i was minding my own business, doing some editing and bam!! i was bombarded with sh-t entries from numerous d-ck smacks!
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man, there i was on ud.com last night when i read several definitions submitted by d-ck smacks that somehow got posted!
n: a common name usually subst-tuted for buddy or bud or pal.
adj: used to describe someone running their mouth and no one really cares what they have to say.
n: “hey d-cksmack! how was the workout?”
adj: “stop being such a d-cksmack ben, i dont want to hear about the girlfriend.”

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