dicksmurf
‘d-cksmurf’ is an offensive, and accusing word used in verbal fights and insults. the word ‘d-cksmurf’ implies that the insultee has a tiny, blue p-n-s.
you are a d-cksmurf.
a person who absolutely loves the p-n-s either male or female. slight resemblence to c-ck smurf. d-ck smurf clearly outlines the actual genital area of the p-n-s of a man, rather than c-ck smurf which can be used to describe a c-ck(bird).
man #1-“ryan from waterpolo is a d-ck smurf!”
man #2-“yeah, no kidding!”
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