dickspectation
1. the expectation that people have about how well you can work it. particularly used about men.
2. the belief that someone will or should achieve something using their male endowments.
wow that guy just blew my d-ckspectations out of the water.
if you lower your d-ckspectations, he’s not that bad.
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