Half-way Low One-finger High-five
when two people, both equipped with a p-n-s, smash their genitals together in a short clap, much like docking
guy a: “i sure would like to give that man a half-way low one-finger high-five, if you know what i mean…”
guy b: “i have no idea what youre talking about…”
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