dickspoon
1. an ancient scottish sheep dog
2. (vulgarous slang) the spoon one carries to sample one’s urine and other bodily fluids; traditionally made of pine wood, although dispossible plastic spoons are more common today
1. call up the d-ckspoons to round up my sheep.
2. daughter: i need a utencil to eat my poridge.
father: here borrow my d-ckspoon.
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