noun. an old 70s or 80s school insult for a generally stupid person. comparable to d-cksplash or b-ll-nd.

nothing to do with the former irish minister of the same name, although his appearance in public usually resulted in much hilarity.
i was going to eat my cheese and ham sandwich for lunch, but d-ckspring here ate it first.

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