dickstache


when a male enters p-b-rty, a small thin layer of peach fuzz may grow on the upper lip. some choose to not look like a d-ck head, and shave it off. some choose to remain looking like a d-ck head, and keep that little bit of hair growing until it becomes condensed enough to be visible.

many times d-ckstaches are found on mexicans, wiggers, and blacks.
“yo dude you wanna hang out tonight?”- stacher

“f-ck you, you have a d-ckstache”-me
a fake mustache drawn of the head of your p-n-s as a means to enhance your love life.
knowing she came from a third world nation, i decided to surprise her with a nicely drawn d-ckstache.
a thin line of hair found at the tip of one’s p-n-s.
eric shaved his d-ckstache. mich-lle noticed a positive change in her s-x life.

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