dickstigator
a woman (or man, i guess) who is a d-cktease. could be a prude or even a stripper. basically anyone who makes your d-ck hard, usually without intention of actually doing anything with it.
i was with my friends and this chick and i had a disagreement. she called me an instigator; meanwhile, she’s dancing and grinding her -ss all over my friend’s crotch. so i called her a d-ckstigator.
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