Dickstracted
adj. being distracted from any regular routine by a man’s d-ck, either by accident or he might just be showing off.
1. as my hubby descended the stairs with a grande b-n-r which he proudly stuck in my face as i ascended, i was incredibly d-ckstracted and almost fell down the stairs.
2. my first d-ckstraction was at a nude beach. i was 12, saw a b-n-r and almost fell in a hole.
(adj) to become distracted by an attractive man, especially one that commonly gives you s-xual favours
i tried to stay angry at him, but he had me totally d-ck-stracted.
when a man (or woman) is distracted by hot guy- typically at a bar or club setting
“i’m sorry what were you saying, i was totally d-ckstracted by that hot guy in the cowboy hat, he could ride me anytime!”
being distracted because your d-ck is running your mind.
“my girlfriend was talking last night; leaned over and her cleavage was showing…i got d-ckstracted and have no clue what she was going on about.”
to lose focus due to the presence of or while viewing images of a hot man.
at dinner, my friends yelled at me for being d-ckstracted by the hot waiter wearing tight pants.
1) when a male is distracted by another person’s s-xiness.
2) anytime ones productive thought process is interrupted by thoughts of doing s-xual things to another human being.
two guys having an in depth conversation when a hot woman walks by:
“my bad bro, i got d-ckstracted by the fun bags on that hot mamma over there.”
dad disapproves of his sons l-stful thoughts at church:
“son, we are here to praise the lord please try harder to not be d-ckstracted by all the girls on their knees.”
what happens when something pretty, s-xy, cute, tasty, etc p-sses the senses of someone with a d-ck
alternative use
the the loss of attention due to a d-ck
man shes got me all d-ckstracted
d-mn missy you so d-ckstracting
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