Dicksuckery

(v)d-cksuckery is the act of sucking up to someone, in such an extreme manner that you are metaphorically, and at most times, literally sucking their d-ck. people that use d-cksuckery on a daily basis, or perform something along the lines of d-cksuckery, are often referred to as d-ck suckers, tools, lames, d-ckriders, or suck ups.

(n: simple)d-cksuckery is also a noun that acc-mulates the several different verbs acquainted with d-cksuckery such as sucking d-ck, taking it, or in fact even being a b-tch -ss.

(n: proper)when someone performs things that fall under the category of d-cksuckery, as if it comes naturally to them, they are often reffered to as being born on planet d-cksuckery, which is also both metaphorical and physical in most cases. d-cksuckery can also, in some cases become a disease when the person has been sucking the d-ck of something so frequently, that the person is permanently sucking the d-ck of the said object (could range from being a person, to a brand of cereal). side effects are dry mouth, scr-ped knees, a low self esteem, and sometimes prost-tution.
(v) frequent d-cksuckery makes the heart grow colder. and the mouth much dryer.

(n: simple)look at all this d-cksuckery. too much d-cksuckery to finish the job boss.

(n: simple) i went to school for 8 years to get my degree in d-cksuckery

(n: proper)joe frequently has breathing problems due to male extremities being stuck in his throat. joe must be from planet d-cksuckery.

(n: proper)joe has sucked so much of matt’s d-ck over the years, that a doctor specially trained to deal with d-cksuckery, has diagnosed joe with a severe case of d-cksuckery.
to engage in h-m-s-xual acts or non-h-m-s-xual acts that are seen to others as ridiculious.
private joe snuffy wrecked his car while his buddy’s head was in his lap. i personally have never seen a more obvious act of d-ck suckery in my life.