Dicksum
a measure of a man’s worth.
d-cksum (in) = 0.75 – length + 1.25 – girth
girth = pi (3.14) – diameter
in the d-cksum equation, girth is weighted more heavily than length as length is somewhat overrated.
average d-cksum = 10.25 inches
yo vinnie, look how long my d-ck is, the ladies love it.
length is overrated, dumb-ss, d-cksum is the measurement you need, mine’s 12 inches.
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