Dicktaphone
to put your d-ck to the telephone speaker when talking to a ladyfriend when she is boring the -rs- off you about babies or flowers or something else that’s all girlyfied.
d-cktaphone is when on the phone to ann coulter and she’s banging on about politics or cr-p etc. and you realise you’re her husband as your c-ck falls out of your pants into the reciever.
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