when you have s-x so many times that your d-ck forgets to get erect while in the process of s-xual intercourse, thus making it a d-cktastrophy.
defaced: put it in!!
danzak: i can’t…i think i’m having a d-cktastrophy.

Read Also:

  • preston foreman

    preston foreman is the type of guy that would go after a white girl and smash that girl until she bleeds but he mainly does that to a girl named kylie brother: did you hear preston foreman last night he was loud with kylie sister: yeah it sounded like she was in pain and she […]

  • pole hop

    term used when wife asks for a swingers trip, but she is only wanting a pole hop. mary and jim went to a swingers party to meet women only, but jim thinks mary just wants to pole hop!

  • thighest

    a girl that has big thighs and thick. when having s-x her thighs move slowly while she is riding. “shaina is a thighest she f-cked me and her thighs were slowly hitting me.

  • fake degrees

    certificates from prestigious universities that may be bought online for a few hundred or thousand bucks, which also include a transcript or/and a thesis—sounds like a better deal than those dear degrees awarded by trump university. for the ethically challenged student, graduating with fake degrees sounds like a pretty street-smart way to landing an overpaid […]

  • doggocow

    a dog with utters dude, i found a wild doggocow

Disclaimer: dicktastrophy definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.