dicktion


when a dumb guy dry m-st-rb-t-s so much, that the friction rubs off skin.
john avoided picking up chicks up at the bar due to his severe case of d-cktion.
1. the choice and use of words and phrases in speech or writing by people who are mindless fad-following sheep, cast members of reality tv shows (esp. jersey sh-r-), or general -ssholes.

2. pr-nouncing words and using phrases that are a mismatch with one’s cultural background.

alternate spelling: d-ckshun (often the result of d-cktion is to be ostracized and shunned by co-workers, friends, and family members, which likely gave rise to this alternate spelling).
after sam began imitating “the situation’s” d-cktion, he lost all of his friends.

tom, the whitest whitey there is, had embarr-ssing d-cktion using phrases such as “wazzup in the hizzy my brizzies?” and pr-nouncing “didn’t” as “di’in’t”

any time a white person says “for real”
friction between your d-ck and clothing, usually boxers or your pants. caused when clothing rubs against the p-n-s and causes chaffing and discomfort. can usually lead to rashes, tenderness, and the inability to use it.
-guy readjusts his privates-
eric- hey man, you got crabs or something?
jay- nah these boxers are a little tight and there is some d-cktion.
eric- painful and embarr-ssing, but the most attention its’ gotten from something other than your hand in a while
jay- true dat
the friction generated between a hand and a d-ck while w-nking. sucktion and f-cktion are related terms.
oh man she got the d-cktion just right and i splooged all over her dress.

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