dicktracked


verb; to be distracted by the opportunity or presence of p-n-s.
“liz was d-cktracked by the prospect of the black pizza man’s c-ck, so she held off on doing her work to service him s-xually.”

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    the place where someone goes when they cross the line too far when insulting another. typically an insult of h-m-s-xuality, or directed at ones sister or brother who may be considered attractive. you just crossed the line…into d-ckville. d-ckville called…they want their d-ck back!

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  • pancus

    a bruise incurred on the face, in the eye or otherwise, upon being struck by a p-n-s; a facial pain caused by a phallus. did you see that guy’s black eye? yeah, man, that was a pancus.

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    company that manufactures optoelectronic equipment, or getting a rimjob by a dog. “i hear that beaglehole manufactures quality ellipsometers.” “i think i caught fleas whilst getting beagleholed last wednesday.”

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    a straighter line than a beeline; laser-like beam line you had a beamline view of me sitting at the table.


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