dickupine
a d-ckupine is a rather elusive beast. d-ckupines are created when a women has had so many p-n-ses stuck into her over the years that if they were sticking out she would in fact look like a porcupine. thus the d-ckupine was born.
fred: did you see d-ck whites wife?
charles: yeah she is a total d-ckupine.
fred: i know man i wish females came with the number stamped into their foreheads.
charles: no kidding at least you would know how many d-cks have been in them.
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