Dickweed


1) a completely self-absorbed, useless -sshole with sh-t for brains;

2) a person so irredeemably stupid that their idiotic behavior causes pain to everyone that they interact with.
my neighbor’s such a f-cking d-ckweed.
a worthless and obnoxious person. a “d-ck weed” is similar to a “d-ck head.”
this was a common phrase in southern californian surf culture in the late 1970s and early 1980s.
i am so sick of that d-ck weed bossing me around.
a person who perpetually exercises poor social judgement.
if you don’t stop acting like a d-ckweed, i’m going to have to kick your -ss.
any person usually a male who insist in makein his presence known where ever he goes usually resulting in everyone think hes a complete douchebag.
d-ckweed: wow im the best beer pong player ever

group: wow this f-ckin kids a god d-mn d-ck weed.
1.) an intensely stupid person.
2.) a rare breed of plant
careful not to mix the d-ck weed with the p-ssy willows, or you’ll get a whole lot of c-m-kwat!!
a person who is sometimes mean
look at keeleigh, she’s such a d-ck weed
someone who is as irritating as a weed growing in your d-ck would be. especially within a short amount of time of being around that person. usually someone that you know but is truly more accurate when used on a stranger that manages to accomplish said irritation.
joel is such a d-ckweed, he hasn’t even been home for five minutes and i want to kill him.

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