dickwife
noun.
a word used in place of the word “wife” when describing a married woman who has a p-n-s. she can have either both sets of genitalia, or just have a p-n-s. mostly used by her spouse when her spouse is introducing her or speaking about her. can be used in every day situations in place of “wife”
this is my d-ckwife, karen.
i now pr-nounce you man and d-ckwife, you may kiss the bride.
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