dicmuss


someone who is displaying the characteristics of a d-ck but when you reach for the word d-ck to call him or her out you instead move to dicmuss so as to sound much more enraged and knowledgable
“hey that guy just double dipped his chip”

“what a f-cking dicmuss!”

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