dickzippered
excruciating, self-inflicted injury that happens when a dude accidentally snags his p-n-s while yanking up his fly
dude1: i’ve been hit in the face with a batted ball and kicked in the nuts by a steel toed shoe, but nothing freaked me out more than the day i d-ckzippered myself. f-ckin’ painful, man
dude2: ouch!
dude1: left a nasty scar too. wanna see? it’ll only take a second
dude2: nope, that’s okay. i’m good. thanks anyway…
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