Dickzophrenia


the small voice in the head of males that coerces men into bad life choices with their d-cks. this voice is constant, unyielding, and very rarely quiet. can be exacerbated by lack of s-xual activity, boredom and/or presence of attractive s-x prospects. thought to be the leading cause of baby daddy and baby daddy trauma.
man 1: how did you end up with 8 kids!?

man 2: i suffer from a severe case of d-ckzophrenia.

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