the small voice in the head of males that coerces men into bad life choices with their d-cks. this voice is constant, unyielding, and very rarely quiet. can be exacerbated by lack of s-xual activity, boredom and/or presence of attractive s-x prospects. thought to be the leading cause of baby daddy and baby daddy trauma.
man 1: how did you end up with 8 kids!?
man 2: i suffer from a severe case of d-ckzophrenia.
- ample posterior
large -ss “well, that was a clever move that won’t come back to bite you in your ample posterior”
- international sl*t
a person who sleeps with a person in every nationallity and race girl 1:”i just sleep with a black guy and a asian at the same time now i’ve had s-x with everybody”. guy 1:”wow, you are such a international sl-t”.
- igor molodstov
a really annoying russian omg that guy is such an igor molodstov a really annoying russian omg that guy is such an igor molodstov russian meaning really annoying omg that guy is such an igor molodstov
- flirty banter
banter between friends (usually (but not limited to) male and female) which seems s-xual, or like flirting but with no s-xual attraction between parties. friend 1: you see jane and bob flirting at that party last night? friend 2: nah, that was plain old flirty banter. everyone knows jane’s gay.
- tech support scam
when someone from india cold calls you and says you have a problem with your “dextop” computer. they use scare tactics, such as the event viewer (eventvwr) and the tree command in command prompt to try and convince you that you have a “wirus” on your “dextop.” they ask you to pay a large sum […]