Dicteck
n.
1. a member of the entertainment group “the dictecks”, best known for their sampling of final fantasy music for their songs and their short lived but insanely popular television network, the dtc. founded by the now famous rody and antman in the mid to late 90’s.
2. a piece of armor used to guard the groinal area on a male. derived from the slang word for p-n-s, “d-ck”, and the word technology. invented by nosume the great in the year 1818.
ex:1- “that rody is one crazy dicteck.”
ex:2- “that guy tried to kick me in the nuts… thank g-d i was wearing a dicteck.”
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