dictitude
the att-tude exhibited by guys, especially at a so called “sausage party” where testosterone is flowing like wine and the guys stare each other down and flex their muscles because each one thinks he is the best
“there was definitely some dict-tude goin on there, he was soooo jealous of the new cool guy in town”
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