dictoddler


a child between one and four years of age who rules their household, enslaving the parents and siblings to toil in servitude.
the dictoddler burst through the door and demand to watch barney and have gummy treats. the father reluctantly changed the channel while the mother scurried to the pantry in search of gummy treats.

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