Dictracted
when a guy is so h-rny that all he can think about is s-x.
“jack was so dictracted; he slammed into a f-cking tree. on the bright side, he no longer has blue b-lls.”
“jack was so dictracted; he inadvertently sketched a d-ck on his math quiz before turning it in. the teacher was not amused.”
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